Only in St. Kitts...
- is there a one legged homeless guy lying on the sidewalk in Basseterre, eating two loafs of french bread, and talking on a cell phone.
- do you see stray dogs roaming through the surgery wards of a hospital.
- do you see stray dogs roaming through the surgery wards of a hospital.
- is it acceptable to urinate in public and to drink and drive, but it's actually ILLEGAL to swear.
- do you have to dodge goats/cows/assorted wildlife roaming free while on your way to class.
- is the average age of bingo players UNDER 40.
- is it okay for a man to sweep the road with a palm leaf at midnight.
- do you see newborn babies at the bar.
- does bob marley play while on hold for a phone call.
- is there a barefoot man in Basseterre using a two-by-four as a crutch, while stealing flowers from RBC.
- is your car on fire because someone doesn't know how to hot wire properly.
- will the political speaker-box car still be driving around the neighborhoods two days after the election.
- does the guy at The Cable actually stop talking to you mid-sentence right at 4 o'clock when they close, and tell you to leave!
- would it be appropriate to say, "Get your baby and your laundry out of the middle of the road." Maybe that same week, you go out to your car and it's on cinderblocks because the wheels and tires were stolen...while parked in front of your house.
- does the guy at The Cable actually stop talking to you mid-sentence right at 4 o'clock when they close, and tell you to leave!
- would it be appropriate to say, "Get your baby and your laundry out of the middle of the road." Maybe that same week, you go out to your car and it's on cinderblocks because the wheels and tires were stolen...while parked in front of your house.


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